Okay, I know I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer. I'm getting older and my brain skills aren't what they once were. I've had so many "blonde" moments that I gave up and colored my brown/gray hair blonde. But I'm thinking my husband and son have been dissing me--and right to my face. I can't decide if these were Freudian slips or some true feelings coming out. Let me know what you think.
First, a few days ago, my son, husband, and I were standing in the kitchen as they got ready for work. For the first time in a good while, it was pouring rain outside. Darrell asked me if I was planning to go out that day and I answered that I couldn't because I might melt. You know--that whole thing about sugar dissolving in water. I'm so sweet, I'd just be a puddle if I got wet. ;-)
What does Clayton say about my comment? He asked if I was implying that I was a witch. He says he was referring to The Wizard of Oz, but I'm not so sure.
Then just a day or so later, the three of us are driving to Nashville and Darrell notices my bottle of Diet Mt Dew laying on the car seat in the sun. He then asks if I don't want to put the bottle somewhere the sun doesn't shine on it! He claims he didn't mean it the way it came out, however I'm not buying it.
What do you think? Should I be considering some type of retaliation?