Why must you mock me at every turn?
Despite my best efforts to help you
and keep you straight.
No matter how hard I try. You must have your own way! Your way or the highway!
Well, I'm here to tell you--I'm about at my wit's end. I'm either going to have to learn to love you as you are--or one of us is out of here.
What's it gonna be?
If any of you have ideas for helping this rug lay flat, we will both appreciate it!