7 Ways to Make Your House Look Clean
(without actually cleaning it)
1. Clear off all surfaces into laundry baskets.
2. Stash laundry baskets in closets.
3. If it can't be cleared and stashed, stack it.
4. Windex the mirrors.
5. Shine the sinks and faucets.
6. Spray cleaning product in kitchen and bathroom (doesn't have to actually be used to clean anything) and light a scented candle--the most expensive one you can afford--in the living room.
7. Dim the lights.